So what happens when a naive,
anime-adoring eight year old has a
run-in with a Japanese pedophile
with a used panty fetish in a
chatroom? Well, I'm not going to tell
you, but it involves ransom notes,
fried squirrels, meatloaf, Meatloaf,
a Christian trucker, a redneck
housewife, a smooth-talking mechanic
in a sportscar, kidnapping charges,
and a hippie. Confused? Well then
maybe you just better read the
series. Nuff said.
WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR HEROINE?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT - I'LL
TELL YOU AS SOON AS I KNOW!
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